Day 4: I failed
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
netflix knows what’s up
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
No, but the funniest shit here is the dog’s face at the very beginning. He’s like: “we’re rolling? Okay. Here we go.”
Don’t dogs have the best lives? Sleeping, eating, slobbering, howling at passing cars, eating spaghetti. If you’d like to experience the dog’s life, then this is the pendant for you!
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write