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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes. 

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hannibalhamlin:

the only book I will ever need

hannibalhamlin:

the only book I will ever need

thepoisonousvagina:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

MOISTENED. BINT.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

chickenuqqet:

when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna

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eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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beyoncebeytwice:

i just watched that shrek is love shrek is life video and i am crying and i hate everyone on this website that told me to watch it

Your Masters may have told you lies about me, or they may have told you nothing.
It does not matter. I have nothing to say to them.
I speak only to you.