it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
the only book I will ever need
parents: “u should be more active”
when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna
does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
i just watched that shrek is love shrek is life video and i am crying and i hate everyone on this website that told me to watch it